Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
It’s your decision = the correct decision should be obvious
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron
I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
I’m tired = I’m tired
What’s wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now!
Let’s talk = I’ll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy and then we can have sex.
For those of you who have been following me since the beginning, you’ve seen this before. I believe it is well worth a repeat! Numerous times, maybe – to remind us just how different our language is from that of the male species.
At first glance, Woman's English and Man's English seems a bit exaggerated. There is actually lots of truth here. A quick analysis of this shows that women tend to NOT say what they really mean. We are complicated beings. Men, on the other hand, are usually forthright and simple.
I started thinking about why woman are like this and found some interesting articles. One in particular I found comes from a blog by Allison Vesterfelt. http://www.allisonvesterfelt.com/5-reasons-women-say-one-thing-when-they-mean-another I wanted to share this with you.
5 Reasons Women Don’t Say What They Mean – by Allison Vesterfelt
It has to be women and men who say one thing when they mean another, but as I’ve talked to people about it over the past few days – and read your comments on my from last week – I’ve also heard, over and over again, that there is something distinctly feminine about the two stories that I’ve described.
I’ll say this again. . And it isn’t an excuse for women to be confusing and convoluted, but here are a couple of reasons why women, more than men, might feel more inclined to speak indirectly, or not at all.
· . This plays itself out differently in different parts of the country and different parts of the world, but I think it serves a pretty distinct social purpose. Since women tend to be the nurturers and protectors of the family unit, it makes sense that a woman’s primary instinct would be to make and keep peace between family members and friends. This doesn’t explain the , or the necessarily, but it does explain a woman’s tendency to step carefully around difficult social situations rather than confront conflict head-on.
· . When it comes to confronting conflict, I wonder if women sometimes don’t address issues directly because their feelings about a particular subject are too complicated to explain. When men address conflict it’s usually pretty simple. “Dude. That was dumb. Don’t do that again.” “Okay.” When women address conflict the conversation is far more integrative. I wonder if sometimes women don’t address the issue because they don’t know how to explain their more complicated feelings (or they simply don’t understand what they’re feeling).
· . Further, I wonder if women are often hesitant to share their feelings on a particular subject because their feelings are more attached to emotion than to logic. Listen to women and men talk. Men tend to say, “Harry, I think that…” Women say, “Harry, I feel like…” In a world where logic is celebrated far above sentiment, it makes sense that women would be hesitant to share less logical views.
· . In the case of the , I wonder if women, sometimes, are testing men a little by playing coy. When I asked my friend to evaluate the restaurant story after the fact, she said that , he would just know. This might be an insane expectation, but she is not the only woman in the world who feels this way.
· . In the case of the , I keep thinking about how I wanted one of two things. I either wanted a) to prove that I could do it on my own or b) for a man to that he help me. In fact, as I was thinking about it this week I remembered a guy I used to date a guy who would that he carried my suitcase. It was a really stupid bit we did. It was the same every time. I would say, “no, no” at least two or three times before he would just come take it out of my hands. He would say, “I know you can carry it. But I can carry it easier. So let me.” I think there is a sense of safety for a woman when a man insists that he is going to take care of her.
Okay, so again, I don’t write this as an excuse for women. On the contrary, I want to inspire women to be more direct, to know what they want and to say it. But I do think that paying attention to these dynamics can help men and women relate with one another.
*As for the piano and restaurant story, you’ll have to surmise your own scenario – easy enough with what the writer says. They were stories on her videopost which she has removed.